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The post office box 100

Childhood days too be something paa oo, the kind of lies paa dem blast we wey we no die… ohhh not not not. We no go die again. The hole at Wamfie post office, were you will insert your letter. Awudu Bonde told me that if you are inserting letter (Air Mail) and the recipient […]

The Egg

True to God, this one derrr, “man y3 no yie koraa”. Ano do am well kora. This morning, as usual, i decided to experiment another dish. This one derr, ebe fried egg. I did Asumasi own give am normal. But I wanted to do something unprecedented for myself. Something that she go envy. Something that […]

Mr. First name

Draft Everyday and what we come across. I recently realized that if you are calling someone by his first name, you dont add “Mr.”. It is when you are calling him by his surname (Lastname or family name) that you add “Mr.”. Example, for a name like “Prince Fordjour”, you either call the person “Prince” […]

My invented Words

Public Announcement: Anywhere you find these words – either in oxford dictionary or in Anokey goes to England text book, they are the inventions of Kaunda, the Online President. They are my words. I brought them into existence. Word number 1: Udiot.After careful analysis of the word “Idiot”, I realize it is a reflexive noun. […]

The most expensive toothbrush

Draft See, buy expensive stuff and flex small… na nipa y3 mb3. Chopa, you go fit buy some.V8 you no go fit buy some.Even V1, you no go fit buy en spare tyre. So what paa you go fit take flex small? Considering the above, me I settled on Tooth Brush.. I always make sure […]

How I finally got my dream car

I finally got my dream car. Last night I saw this car for sale for $5000. That’s like 55,000gh. I aimed this car about 5 or so years since I first sat some in. Na ebe my boss ein own. The inside be so feeling but I hear say the thing dey chop fuel like […]

The foolish plan. Part 2

DraftExactly a month ago, I made this postWhat is a brilliant plan. What is a foolish plan? – Social Mercy Foundation In there, I argued that the difference between a brilliant plan and a very Udiot plan is the results you get from the plan. If it goes well, it is a brilliant plan. If […]

What is a brilliant plan. What is a foolish plan?

What is a foolish plan? What is a brilliant plan? In my view i think four things decide whether a plan is stupid or brilliant. Number 1: Time Something stupid today, can be brilliant tomorrow. Number 2: Location Something foolish in Wa can be brilliant in Accra. Number 3: Background Knowledge Our previous knowledge of similar […]

The Man Who Made Medicine Reach the Forgotten

The deep belief I have in the success of the #MurabitProject is inspired by the work of this man sitting over there. His name is Paul Farmer. Somewhere around 2019, when Asumasi started her programme (Public Health), I was looking for the best books that every public health student must read. It was on one […]

The missing Ghana Card

I think we all need this occasional prayer of “Our father, let something precious miss in our room”… I tell you, when that happens, the kind of other important missing things you will find errr. Since Monday, I’ve been searching for my debit card. I cant find it. And yesterday, while searching for the debit […]

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